A Week In Anchorage, AK, On A $40,000 Salary

7 p.m. — I realize that I’ve had too much margarita and now am too tipsy to drive to return my movies, so I text a friend. I eat Rice Krispies while I wait for him to come pick me up. While we’re out, I decide I want ice cream, too (#tipsycravings), so we go to Marble Slab and I get a large cone with cake batter, cookie dough, fudge, and sprinkles. The app says they’ll take my birthday coupon, but the cashier says no, so I pay full price. I get home, finish my ice cream, walk the pup again, do my nighttime routine, and am in bed by midnight. $7.99