A Week On The Jersey Shore On A $335,000 Joint Income

11 a.m. — After D.’s gymnastics class, we head out to Wegman’s for our weekly food shopping trip. We buy chicken cacciatore (Pre-made! In a bag! Cool!), shrimp, zucchini, asparagus, cauliflower, mushrooms, Brussels sprouts, assorted salad, avocados, cucumbers, tomatoes, cheese sticks, coconut milk, peanut butter, cream cheese, coconut oil, napkins, fruit/veggie squeezes, toothpaste, tea, and probably a few other things I forgot ($181.37). We then head over to Target to grab a variety of seltzer and dry shampoo. I obviously end up with a bunch of stuff I didn’t need as well: a pair of cute red velvet universal thread pants, a plain white T-shirt, a white and blue flannel, a shirt for D. to wear at Thanksgiving, a Frozen coloring book, and some bath bombs ($120). $301.37